So I say start in the middle Cause starting at the start Is often more than a little Hard to do without a heart To beat and build upon. The dawn’s already gone, We’re off and running to Something having grown And no matter what you do The end comes on its own.
You won’t take me alive! I’ve nailed the door shut, Booby trapped it with knives, You don’t want to get cut, I don’t want to clean up So just stay back! This thing’s gonna erupt! These skunks will attack! Every trap you can think of Is ready to go! From puppies to puppy love, It’s ready to blow! I’ve bolted beams across the walls That dinos couldn’t crack. This is a cage that calls, “Get lost or get whacked!” You couldn’t enter as air! I’m safe, without doubt. “Hello? Anybody there?” Now, how do I get out?
When they put me on a stamp I wonder how I’ll pose. Will I go gussed and glammed Or without any clothes? Should I smile? I like my scowl. I want to share my style But pics can’t capture howls. I’ll be sent worldwide! What will show me best? I want to show my pride In being beast and blessed. When they put me on a stamp I need to show that something more! The perfect pic of what I am – One of a bug or bat or boar.
I have a hunger That must be fed, Ever since I was younger It’s danced through my head Straight into my teeth And I’ve chomped and chewed With no mercy or guilt underneath – A human is my food! This need to feed On livelier crops Might be a frightful deed But can’t be stopped! Great grisly gobs Fresh from the fleshy shelf! Don’t get mad and make a mob, I only eat myself. Enough chit-chat! I’m a horrible cannibal!