No, never was a knight so brave
As Trumble Wilts Daree.
They dove into a depthless cave
Without a light to see,
Opposed a savage hungry horde
Of toothy, gobbling maws
With nothing but their soul as sword
And the chewable their cause.
They spoke against the best loved king,
Were jailed and cruelly chained,
But their oldish, owlish judge winked
And freed them as too sane.

The beauty of the Cardinal Knight
Lies in who’s on guard.
If you feel brave Cardinal bite,
Join the Order of the Cards.