No, never was a knight so knight
As Gumble Strilts McKree.
He brought knighthood to its height
With an open-armed decree
That whosoever feathered up and flew
To helping others then became
A knighted blessing and could choose
Their order and their name.
A knight showed him a mighty kindness
When he was in a bind,
So he made his mission to invite us
To join the knightly kind.

The beauty of the Cardinal Knight
Lies in who’s on guard.
If you feel the Cardinal bite,
Join the Order of the Cards.