We have a beast for you!
It’s boxed and in the mail!
Send us a buck or two
And prep to meet some scaled,
Or stinging, slimy goo,
Or biting, bushy tailed
Thing coming in a box
From distant west or east.
It’s here! You must outfox
One of our special beasts!
Who’s at the door? Fate knocks!
Your postman does at least.
Unbox your beast and run!
Or you’ll be quickly stuck
Inside a box and spun
Off to make us a buck!
We’ll ship you on as one
Of our new beasts, good luck!

Illustration by DALL-E in the style of Hieronymous Bosch.