If a napkin’s not for napping
Then it needs another name,
‘Cause I’m ready to start snoring
And you can’t cover me in shame
Like I have these comfy napkins
Of the finest, fairest fame,
And upon my messy waking
Where drool and eye gunk have made claim
I can wipe it all away
With these napkins softly framed
As the best self-cleaning bedding
In which I’ve ever lain.

Illustration by DALL-E in the style of Catharina van Hemessen.