The cat’s on the roof,
The dog’s on the hoof,
The rest have all gone mad.

The goat’s gone aloof
For fear of a floof
Of cotton he thought had gone bad.

The cow’s on the lamb
Who’s in on the scam
And demanding a plane and boat.

The pig’s out of ham
And calling a sham
On the goose who’d have his goat.

The duck wants a horse
To race at the course
And win him both cash and charm.

The farmer’s appalled
And maddest of all
And asks if you’ll buy his farm?