If I had a third foot
I’d be so much more stable!
I’d be stronger and steady,
Almost a table!

If I had a third foot
I’d win every race!
I’d kick like a horse
With a millipede’s grace!

If I had a third foot
I’d always be prancing!
Even standing still
I’d be halfway dancing!

Or I’d make my hands jealous,
Walk with a hunch,
Get extra hangnails
And trip twice as much.