I firmly resolve to get new ears!
So I’ll finally hear all loud and clear!
These old ears don’t hear so good,
Made of clay or maybe wood,
With a sneeze or healthy cough
They give up and pop right off!
I’ll get new ears and sweetly hear
Every song and whisper dear!

What? Speak up! New YEARS resolutions?
What good are those? I need solutions!
And judging by all your help here
You barely seem to need YOUR ears.