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There’s a shell on every beach That’s from a different sea, A sea that beats the blowing shores Of all eternity. So now I ask what you might ask – How has this seashell come to be From such a sea impossibly vast To me?
And if that matters (and it does), How might I take this seashell back And know this shore as more than lore, But as feet on fact?
It hears me ask, grows legs and runs! A crab inside’s our first mystery, But the larger one finds waves And flees! Now every shore I ever know I’ll look for one shell of the sea, And so I search on every beach For all eternity.
Hunn received a sunny letter, By which I mean not only nice But filled with warmest, honeyed light And smells of sleepy spice – A day-in-bed delight.
Hunn wrote back a woodsy letter, Bursting out the envelope With moss and earth and twiggy sprites And flowers full of fruiting hope – A lost-in-something-more delight.
Hunn got sent a stormy letter, An airy sea whipped every way Until it could not hold its might And lightning flipped the night to day – An elements-let-loose delight.
Hunn sent off a leading letter Stuffed with fluff and followed it Like a friendly postal kite It led Hunn straight to the one who’d writ For an arm-in-arm delight.
The two then wrote a river letter That sent itself rip roaring down To find another one to write In any crashing, splashing town – A pass-it-on delight.
Illustration by DALL-E in the style of Emily Farmer.
If a napkin’s not for napping Then it needs another name, ‘Cause I’m ready to start snoring And you can’t cover me in shame Like I have these comfy napkins Of the finest, fairest fame, And upon my messy waking Where drool and eye gunk have made claim I can wipe it all away With these napkins softly framed As the best self-cleaning bedding In which I’ve ever lain.
Illustration by DALL-E in the style of Catharina van Hemessen.
We have a beast for you! It’s boxed and in the mail! Send us a buck or two And prep to meet some scaled, Or stinging, slimy goo, Or biting, bushy tailed Thing coming in a box From distant west or east. It’s here! You must outfox One of our special beasts! Who’s at the door? Fate knocks! Your postman does at least. Unbox your beast and run! Or you’ll be quickly stuck Inside a box and spun Off to make us a buck! We’ll ship you on as one Of our new beasts, good luck!
Illustration by DALL-E in the style of Hieronymous Bosch.
Hurrah for the snow day! It snowed six feet or more! So I’d say there’s no way The school opens its doors. Rules are rules, I follow them, And there it says nice and plain: “When it storms and snow comes School doors shall remain chained.” I look out through my window And see the buried mountain top, No matter that those winds blow At a distance, school must stop! No matter that here far below It’s all too dry and scorching hot, All matters that we follow those Lovely rules without a thought.
There’s an icy rose That blooms and grows In the embers of a fire, That’s burned for weeks On the eastern peaks That volcanos most admire, For there the sun Believes it’s won The scorching crown of flame, Till volcano throws Off its clothes And makes its molten claim. This rose grabs hold Of holy cold As fire only dreams, As like a team One extreme Quickly becomes extremes. Pluck and place With perfect grace That comes from fearlessness, A rose of ice Grown to entice The world’s most marvelous, You’ll be pleased To sweetly freeze Until the simple turn, When ice gives way To plotted play And circles back to burn.
Illustration by Dall-E in the style of Claude Monet.
No, never was a knight so kind As Gumble Strilts McKree. He sat with weeds as they pined For fields all flowery, Encouraged birds on their first flight, Cheered them on their last, Worried less about who was right Since that was in the past, And set his sights instead on what He might help by heart or hand, Neither of which he ever shut To anyone in any land.
The beauty of the Cardinal Knight Lies in who’s on guard. If you feel kind Cardinal bite, Join the Order of the Cards.
Part II
No, never was a knight so wise As Shumble Guilts Marie. She saw through even her own lies When she was only three, Passed the magpies’ moony test In realms of nameless doubt, The first to even know the quest Was there to be found out, Returning, yes, with gold and luck But also something more – A deal that had been quite well struck, For us, an open door.
The beauty of the Cardinal Knight Lies in who’s on guard. If you feel wise Cardinal bite, Join the Order of the Cards.
Part III
No, never was a knight so brave As Trumble Wilts Daree. They dove into a depthless cave Without a light to see, Opposed a savage hungry horde Of toothy, gobbling maws With nothing but their soul as sword And the chewable their cause. They spoke against the best loved king, Were jailed and cruelly chained, But their oldish, owlish judge winked And freed them as too sane.
The beauty of the Cardinal Knight Lies in who’s on guard. If you feel brave Cardinal bite, Join the Order of the Cards.
Part IV
No, never was a knight so strong As Rumple Drilts Klaree. She once pulled the night along To meet the shining sea, Held up the stone bird’s mountain wing So its chicks could leave the nest, While hilly chicks are no small thing In youth was her toughest test – She saw the things that troubled Her troublemaking self, And turned them all to wholesome rubble Instead of turning on ourselves.
The beauty of the Cardinal Knight Lies in who’s on guard. If you feel strong Cardinal bite, Join the Order of the Cards.
Part V
No, never was a knight so knight As Gumble Strilts McKree. He brought knighthood to its height With an open-armed decree That whosoever feathered up and flew To helping others then became A knighted blessing and could choose Their order and their name. A knight showed him a mighty kindness When he was in a bind, So he made his mission to invite us To join the knightly kind.
The beauty of the Cardinal Knight Lies in who’s on guard. If you feel the Cardinal bite, Join the Order of the Cards.