Make me a monster, a real aberration,
The beastliest brute of the proud monster nation.
Give him the skin of a rhino with odd patches of hair,
The legs of a spider, but the claws of a bear.
A beak full of fangs that always pour slobber,
A club of a tail, cocked back to clobber.
With spines on his back and the wings of a bat,
A cold crown of horns and the eyes of a cat.
Gift him a shriek that frightens the wind,
Make me a monster and I’ll have a friend.

Drawn by Brian

Drawn by Seth