My nose is inside out
And something of a spider spout.
I grow grass instead of hair.
My eye’s as round as a square.
I’m missing half my belly.
My knees are oddly smelly.
I’ve a pimple that smokily smolders,
Third, fourth and fifth extra shoulders.
I have a rather scaly complexion
And feet that can’t seem to pick a direction.
I like ugly.
Illustrated by Richard