Ugly

I’m ugly.

My nose is inside out
And something of a spider spout.

I grow grass instead of hair.
My eye’s as round as a square.

I’m missing half my belly.
My knees are oddly smelly.

I’ve a pimple that smokily smolders,
Third, fourth and fifth extra shoulders.

I have a rather scaly complexion
And feet that can’t seem to pick a direction.

I like ugly.

Ugly

Illustrated by Richard

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