My ABCs (A Homework Assignment)

A is for awful. This homework is awful.
B is for a buse. I think it’s a buse.
C is for codslop. And so is this.
D is for drattery. And of as much use.
F is for fun. Is fun still a thing?
R is for arrrgh. This ain’t getting any better.
N is for no. No. No! Lovely, lovely no.
W is for … wait, what’s the next letter?
? is for every word I write?
! is for every word I write!
… is … for … huh …
😡 is for me in my plight.

No sweat.
That’s how I write the alphabet.
Not a better way, I bet.