We recognize you for being yourself!
There’s already everyone else.
As the ‘tificate reads:
“This is not about your deeds
Or your iffy look,
You might be a boor, indeed,
You could be a crook!
You never learned to tie your shoes,
Trim your nails, comb your hair,
Say ‘hello,’ pay your dues,
And certainly not share.
You didn’t even want to learn!
You’re a grump and proudly dumb
But you’re redeemed at this one turn –
You’re not some other crumb.”
They could haul off all you’ve got
And you are you still.
They could even take this ‘tificate,
In fact, I think we will.
That said, one thing’s forever true –
They can’t take you from ou.
I can’t take u from .