Only One Explanation

Her toes walked off her foot,
Nose lost itself to sneezes,
Fingers tapped themselves away,
Knees knocked themselves to pieces,
Stomach ate itself,
Lips licked themselves all gone,
Eyes saw themselves out,
Mind thought itself done.

I’ve never lost at hide-and-seek
So that must be what happened.
It’s either that or something bleak,
To make sure no one cheats I peek!

We’ll miss her, sure,
But if she vanished she cheated
And I’m still undefeated.