Complain! Complain! Complain!
Is this a competition?
You think all things a pain!
Has bucking up gone fishin’?

You gripe and grumble, whine and wail,
However does this fly?
“It’s not my fault I failed!”
Who’s to blame you didn’t try?

You’ve turned complaining to an art.
Nothing’s ever fair.
You’re far too dumb or smart
And you don’t seem to care.

Complaining’s all I hear
And it leaves me quite appalled,
But as you can see here –
I’ll out complain you all.