Christmas Pie

This plays off the Little Jack Horner nursery rhyme.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And he was struck dumb
When it poked him right in the eye.

He’d been baked in pie,
Jack had a good cry,
Salting a dish usually sweeter;
Baker checked Horn,
To find pie not done,
And put him back in until Easter.